Our staff run a 'cheese club'. Yep, you read that correctly, a 'cheese club'. Its origins lie several years back (pre Covid, at any rate). On a weekly basis, staff are rostered to provide cheese for the 'members' to share and enjoy. The 'meetings', or 'tastings' are themed. My previous one was themed blue, we provided blue cheeses, and my colleague at the time (Mōrehu) sang the blues while we tasted.
The themes have been wide and varied, and often they are 'b**y spectacular', always they are interesting, fascinating, intriguing, or simply damned good eating. Take a look at this one by Steph and Dan from our science department inn 2021.
Last week Nick and I were on together as 'hosts', with a theme determined by a random draw from a jar, our subject departments. Nick teaches Japanese, and chose to bring a Japanese cheese cake, but also some Italian Arancini balls. They went down really well!!!!
My subject department when in the classroom was 'economics', so what on earth could that look like? I decided that I'd illustrate what I think is the underlying philosophy of neo-liberalism, of the free market, using cheese.
I created 4 plates, all on identically sized physical plates. That is significant.. the idea is that a free market assumption is that we all have equal opportunity in society, hence the equal sized plates!!
The first had a small number of cubes of just a few cheeses, one of the cheeses was 'pretty average', if I am honest. This was labelled 'Teachers without MUs'.
The second had similar cheeses, but slightly greater quantities, and a couple of pieces of a rather nice French camembert, for those quick enough to grab them. This was labelled 'Teachers with MUs'.
The third plate had a slightly larger quantity of cheese again, and included more of the better quality cheeses (but also some of that 'dubious' quality stuff). This one was labelled 'SLT'.
The fourth plate was pretty full, included most of that great quality camembert, and a nice blue. This one was labelled 'Board of Trustees'.
Finally there was a fifth late, with pieces of rich fruit cake. This was labelled 'Marie Antoinette's contribution to the economics of distribution'. 'Let them eat cake', indeed.
I then read two original poems, one called 'Dirty Dairy', written especially for the cheese club. It was inspired by a poem ''a thousand kisses deep', by Leonard Chen (from his 'Live in London' album')
I really wish I knew that there was actually only good quality stuff on the Board plate because thats the one I would have switched... damn it. Love fruit cake.
ReplyDeleteI loved it all from one end to the other. Let us not worry about which plate we eat from.
ReplyDeleteWho ever knew cheeseboards could be so much fun. Lots of opportunities to get creative, the science team's looked positively wild. I hope you keep adding to this post, I'd be interested to see what the Arts department come up with, Rowena ;)
ReplyDeleteThe Cheese Board loved your poem and creativity with the cheese. Thank you, Robin.
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